Bromley Lippincott Publishing Launches
Bromley Lippincott Publishing, an independent print publisher and Ebook publisher, announces it launch!
Here. We cordially offer you some virtual champagne so you can celebrate and raise a toast with us. Cheers!
So, you're probably wondering - what's this Bromley Lippincott thingamajig all about?
Good question.
Well, it's simple, really. We are a group of anarchist rebels from the Dagobah system who have united, using our secret Jedi powers, to confront and conquer the Dark Forces. . . .
No, wait a minute. That was a movie. Or something. *hiccup* Hey, where did all the champagne go?
Ahem. Basically, Bromley Lippincott Publishing is all about sharing simple, user-friendly guides about lots of different things, to help lots of different people do lots of cool stuff.
*Pauses to consult publicist. Oh, okay. Puts on official voice.*
Bromley Lippincott Publishing will be publishing business titles to help you expand and promote your online or offline business, self-improvement titles to enhance your daily well-being, and controversial yet uplifting titles about psychic development, personal healing, and ancient mystical knowledge.
Whew! That was a mouthful. Speaking of mouths, where's that tasty little sausage thingie in the pastry shell that the rest of you were just nibbling on? Any more of those left? Bring me one, please. Make it two.
Anyway, things are going to be pretty interesting around here. We expect to shock and awe, or perhaps challenge and inspire. We're definitely not one of those business as usual publishers.
So if you want to keep track of what we're up to (even if only so you can report us to the correct authorities), you might like to sign up for our free newsletter. I know, I know, who needs more smelly stuff polluting their "in" box, right? Well, we only send you a newsletter if we have something cool going on, because we don't want to waste your time - or your email electrons or whatever.
So if you'd like to receive free sample chapters of our titles, along with exclusive reader discounts on our books and Ebooks, sign up for Bromley Lippincott News. It won't hurt. And we promise not to be a bother. We'll only contact you when we have an author interview, new launch, or special sale to show you.
Not to toot our own horn, (but really, if you're not going to toot your own horn, who else is going to toot it?) but Bromley Lippincott Publishing is poised to become the premiere publisher of user-friendly, practical "guides" to everything under the sun - and then some! So check out our newsletter if you want to be the first to know what's really going on around here - and what trouble we've been getting into.
And here's a toast to you, our readers! You rock.



